Hello fellow male dormers, good evening. I apologise in advance for this bother of your time, but to the person/persons who so shamelessly steal MY ice cream from the BRH ref, I’d like to say, f\*\*\* you. Your entitled, selfish, thieving ass just wasted 45 pesos, probably more if you also stole other items from my stock, of my money. I was looking forward to enjoying that tonight, a little treat to relieve some stress from acads. Yes, Gold Bars and Giant Cones are delicious. But that does not give your stupid arse the god darn right to steal food from the refrigerator! Which, might I remind whoever you are, IS A PUBLIC SHARED SPACE WHERE EVERYONE IS EXPECTED TO RESPECT THE SPACE OF OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD AND DRINK ITEMS! I hope it was worth it, because I will, and trust me on this, I WILL find a way to bust you burglar of a dormer. If it means catching you in the act or asking the dorm managers for camera tapes. I hope you rot in hell. I apologise for the profanity as well, but I’m sick of getting the Ice cream (at least 300 pesos worth) that I PAID FOR, IN FULL, getting stolen and my money wasted. Other people have had their food stolen as well, and to everyone, please think about what you’re about to do before even trying to commit such a crime. The dormitory is supposed to be a fun place, a safe haven for scholars like you and me. Please respect other people if you wish to get respected. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.