What happens when Kanye West reaches his zone?
I believe an apocalypse will descend and Kanye will remake the world in his image.
The first step will be when he is elected president in 2020. He will win with every single electoral vote except for Indiana’s.
He will purge Indiana and rename it the Midkanyewest.
He will enter a hundred days of meditation, to search for his zone.
Spacetime will warp around him.
Swag concentrate will ooze from walls all across America.
The Bering land bridge will burst from the sea, and American land borders will spread at roughly the same rate as Kim Kardashain’s nude photos.
The world will be Kanye’s in two and a half days.
Jacking off to Kim Kardashian will become mandatory.
Kanye will take all the celebrity brides.
All opposition, Jay-Z, Childish Gambino and that embarrasment Macklemore will be smited into the earth.
Kanye will reach his Zone on the hundred and first day.
His niggas in Paris will flock to him. The clock will start ticking, he’ll just count the hours.
The universe will be reborn.
After Kim Kardashian gives birth to it and gives it a god awful name. I dunno, Southeastern Border.