Sneezeline Outage Checker Bot

Because a web page with a map counts as "valid notification"...

And a "valid notification" counts as a "planned service outage" and is not eligible for refund...

This bot coalesces live uptime data and outage notifications from breezeline residential services to determine "fault" in an attempt to get refunds for outages that cost me real money. (Δ of notification and ping can be significant enough for a refund)

If you're reading this you have access to the backend of the breezeline uptime monitoring and incident triage management servers. (Or you have a very fancy web crawler)