I just moved from MD. At my new job, in my new state, while preparing to order lunch for our team of 7, my boss said, “Ok, we can get hot wings or … Old Bay wings. … Does anyone know what this Old Bay is?!”

Silence. I damn-near lost my crab-eatin, Natty-Boh drinkin’ Maryland-flag mind!

One guy said, “It’s, like, basically a small Season-All company. Must suck cause whose ever heard of it.”

I stood up and returned to my office until the ordering was complete. Respect was lost that day. I’m looking for a new job.