$5 eShop card: Toad. $10 eShop card: Luigi. $20 eShop card: Mario. $50 eShop card: Bowser. ALL MEN. So they begrudgingly gave Peach, a woman, her own eShop card. What denomination do they give her? $35, a denomination that doesn’t even exist in US currency!!!! “Oh hey Pat, I’m just gonna grab my $35 bill… oh wait, I don’t have a $35 bill, because IT DOESN’T EXIST.” Whether we like it or not, women exist and so should their currency exist on an amount of money that there is a equivalent dollar bill for. Let me guess, next you’re going to put Daisy’s face on a million dollar eShop card? Well guess what, a million dollar bill doesn’t exist, not even in Monopoly! Not even in Nintendo Monopoly!