*Found on a Markiplier video, a little less ridiculous than most but the fact of how honest it is really sells it as a good traditional pasta mmm mhm mmm ;).*

I hate your channel. I hate your voice. I hate your personality. And I hate all of your fans who are lame enough that all they want to do is watch some asshat play video games dramatically. Yelling a lot doesn’t make your otherwise commonplace and boring actions any more wholesome as entertainment, and anyone who thinks the contrary is a fool.

Also, your hair looks really stupid. It looks like the kind of hairstyle bronies, super edgy teenagers, and college freshman have in a desperate attempt to stand out and feel special because puberty was hard and they want people to take notice of them and think they’re different/cool/unique. When really in a few years they get over it and conform because that’s how you move forward in this life. Except there’s you. You’re a little too old for shit like that, but it appeals to your target audience of children and edgy teens so I guess that’s why you walk around looking foolish like that.

Anyway, Tl;Dr — I think you’re a loser, you grate on my nerves, and I just want you to know it.