according to eye witnesses, Thanos was last seen watching a Pringles ad, but he audibly said “Fuck Pringles, I want Doritos” but right then the Pringles dude appeared, said “You will regret that purchase.” and started punching him. He didn’t stop there, he continued punching and kicking, right in the downsection – now what you don’t know is that Thanos is a sadomasochistic bitch, so when the Pringles dude finished his beat up session, Thanos just fucking came. It was pretty disgusting, the Pringles dude kinkshamed him. Thanos said “Stop kinkshaming me”, the Pringles dude replied “Kinkshaming is my kink”, then Thanos screamed and died.