What d gates did you just fucking say about me, you bronze pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the proguides.com, and I’ve been involved in numerous back doors on the enemy nexus, and I have over 300 confirmed rots placed.

I am trained in opening gates and I’m the top udyr in the entire NA server. You are nothing to me but just another turret. I will wipe you the fuck out with stacks the likes of which has never been seen before on d cane, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the all chat? Think again, bronzie. As we speak I am backdooring your top and bot inhibitors across the map and your gates are being opened right now so you better prepare for d cane, bronzie. D cane that backdoors out the pathetic little thing you call your nexus. You’re base is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flame you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my runic echos

Not only am I extensively trained in opening gates, but I have access to the entire arsenal of udyr’s stances and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable base off the face of the rift, you bronze scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “bronze” map awareness was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have watched the fucking map.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now im opening the gates, you goddamn bronzie. I will phoenix stance all over you and you will burn in it.

You’re fucking bronze, kiddo.

I made this a few months ago but never felt like sharing it.