*This Just In: The Brawl Stars Cactus, an abomination created by upgrading a cactus to level 15, is now wanted for more war crimes in the countries of: Finland, Russia, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Syria, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tadjikistan, Turkmenistan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, India, China, South and North Korea, Japan, Mongolia, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, The UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Israel, Palestine, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Morocco, Mauritania, Sudan, Somalia, South Sudan, Kenya, Rwanda, South Africa, Namibia, Liberia, Both Congos, Columbia, Venezuela, Brazil, Bolivia, Mexico, The US, Canada, Greenland, France, Germany, Belgium, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Lichtenstein, Italy, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, The UK, Ireland, Spain, The Vatican, San Marino, Monaco, Malta, Cyprus, Portugal, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Nauru, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia and Sri Lanka and the rape of 261 819 928 additional rapes and kidnappings of children aged under 16.*

Some notable acts:

Detonation of all landmines in Europe in an unsafe way

Rape of all female citizens of Sweden under 30 years of age

Annexation of Transnistria to Romania

A comeback of slavery in The US and Canada