First, you start a smart business selling shells. If you’re a producer, this blossoms into a shrimp harvesting business, evolving into wholesale distribution for regional, seafood establishments. Once you’ve flooded the market with cheap shrimp, you buy up rival firms – becoming a seafood monopoly. That’s generally when you’re considered worthy enough.

But I don’t know if you’d want to go. Those Eyes Wide Shut parties are weird. You’ll see Janet Jackson getting tentacrueled by a lobster, or the albino kitten fingering a dude’s nipple through a hole in the drywall. I wouldn’t recommend it. Personally, I’d just sit back and eat a burrito, but that’s just me.