I have a fetish for schools overreacting to girls showing their shoulders. Seeing a girls shoulder in class awhile back used to bring no joy. I’m talking limp as a water balloon with no water but man the second a teacher walks by and says “young lady come here” pulls out that ruler measures the shirt length and says “that is a quarter inch too short you’re out of dress code violation.” Shit felt like viagra to me. I’m talking 4 hour long erections.