===HOW TO CRAFT THE CRAZY HAMBURGER===
in this paragraph, i, u/Reddit_Amethyst, the expert of Reddit RPG, will guide you on how to get your very own Crazy Hamburger.

> what is the crazy hamburger itself?

the crazy hamburger, as considered by the community, the meta anti-crowd weapon. the warmup lasts about 7 seconds. after the warmup finishes, it creates an enormous 360° crimson shockwave that casts an outstanding 268435440 contact damage per second. (note: damage is severely reduced on most boss enemies)
but it’s also very unstable. it weighs 600 kg, which means only lvl700+ can carry it and use it. the balancer is, it consumes a lot of mana. and i do mean a lot of mana. some lvl 720-750 players reported that *one* use of the crazy hamburger drained their *entire* mana bar.
people also rumored that it can only be used roughly every 16 hours. this feature is hard to notice, because most people don’t have the patience to wait 16 hours for something to happen.

> so, how do i craft it????

ok, enough talk, on to the crafting

– THE BASICS –

1) first you have to prepare the “ingredients”

those can be crafted using Crystal Shards of the Hamburger (red), the Crazy (blue), and the Joker (green). those can be dropped from various high level boss enemies of the respective faction (which means you have to risk it and try to bypass the faction border guardians). they usually drop in amounts of 3.

– ingredient recipe chart –

Horse Meat: H200 C75 J75;
Red Hot Chili Peppers: H75 C200 J75;
Grass of Dede: H75 C75 J75;
Oil from Iraq: H200 C200 J50;
Cheese from Sao Paulo from Brazil: H50 C200 J200.
Bread made in Turkey: H200 C50 J200.
all of the ingredients are consumable and give a major boost to one stat and a minor boost to the rest. info is available on the wiki.
crafting them all should take 74 hours each, so it’s better to gather crystals to craft them all at once, which means you’ll need 6 workbenches *at least* mk7.

2) now, once you have all of the ingredients prepared, you are ready to prepare the “grails”.

– grail recipe chart –

Grail of the Hamburger: HM, OFI, H400;
Grail of the Crazy: RHCP, CFSPFB, C400;
Grail of the Joker: GOD, BMIT, J400.
crafting them all should take 86 hours each, so it’s better to gather crystals to craft them all at once, which means you’ll need 3 workbenches *at least* mk7.
all of the grails can be used to craft their respective equipment sets (they can also be all combined into 2 Grails of the Horribel Spicy, which can be used to craft unifaction equipment of that same tier), but that’s not what we want, so let’s move on, to the final few steps.

3) it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for:

tum, tututumtumtumtumtuuum,
tututu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tuuum,
tututumtumtumtumtuuum,
tu tututu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tuuum,
TCCHHH TU TU TU TU TU TU TOODUTOODUTOOO
TITATIRLY TATIRLY TATIRLY TATATATIRLY TATATATIRLY TATATATOOO,
TITATIRLY TATIRLY TOOO, TITATIRLY HHHHUUUHHHHUUUHHHH
TITATIRLY TATIRLY TATIRLY TATIRLY TATITY TATITY TATITITOOOOOOOO!
preparing the crazy patty!

3.1) repeat step 1.

3.2) now you’re ready to prepare you long awaited german cuisine!
okay just take this recipe:

HM, RHCP, GOD, OFI, CFSPFB, BMIT, GOTH, GOTC, GOTJ, 350H 350C 250J.
aaand around 250 hours of wait.

okay now leave me alone please thank you