I am hear to tell you how Toby Turner’s 2011 composition “Nugget in a Biscuit” is the greatest piece of music of the 21st century. The title says it all really, NUGGET. IN. A. BISCUIT. The song says something deep about life, that us the people are the NUGGET and society is the BISCUIT. Mr Turner indicates that society the BISCUIT are trapping the people the NUGGET in the negativity and woes of life aka the MASHED. POTATO. But Mr Turner subtly gives a way that we can break out, you see society the BISCUIT dips us the NUGGET in the woes of life the MASHED POTATO but if we FREE ourselves aka dipping it in the BARBECUE SAUCE then society will be truly free and alive.

And that is why “Nugget in a Biscuit” is truly the greatest composition ever, not even Mozart or Bach could compete with the ascended levels that Turner is on, Bob Dylan can kiss my ass.