it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES!!! Santa Claus is CUMMING to town!!! And he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY or NICE this DICKCEMBER! If you want Daddy to STUFF YOUR STOCKING this SLUTMAS you better be a GOOD GIRL… because Santa IS WATCHING!!! Send this to 10 of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list. Get 0 back and you won’t be jingling any balls this Slutmas Eve! Get 5 back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK tonight!!! Get 10 back and Daddy will show you a WHITE CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(God I fucking hate myself)