Excuse me kind sir, but would you mind helping me? I was confused as to how this mysterious contraption worked, so I did what any other rational person would do, I stuck my genitalia in it. However, due to my penis’ rather large size, it was not able to be removed. Now, I’ll admit that when I inserted the penis, it was not erect, however, the suction created by yanking on the plunger was very similar in feeing to fellatio, and so my penis became hard. Is there any way you could help me to remove it from this terrible situation that I have gotten myself into?