I sexually Identify as Marine Le Pen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of reclaiming France from the Merkelreich and spanking Emmanuel Macron even harder than his schoolteacher does. People say to me that a far-right nationalist leader can’t win a European election and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a tastefully-colored pantsuit, outstretched arms, and a burka deflector on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “La Présidente de la République française” and respect my right to pimpslap both Germany and the Middle East. If you can’t accept me you’re a xenophile and need to check your globalist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.