jungle japes drums start
\>donkey kong, voiced by h jon benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse
\>”another beautiful day in congo bongo!”
\>”time to check on the banana ho-”
\>face freezes, music stops
\>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
\>THIS SUMMER
\>a dramatic version of the beastie boys’ brass monkey starts playing
\>diddy kong (voiced by chris tucker): how can you lose the banana horde? it’s a pile of bananas!
\>DK: “i didn’t lose them diddy, someone must have taken them!”
\>diddy: “who’d want a bunch of bananas besides… oh no.”
\>cut to scene of k rool, voiced by a menacing danny devito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit
\>DK and diddy look at each other: “k rool.”
\>THE KONGS
\>diddy: “i’m gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!”
\>DK: “uh, no offense diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material.”
\>diddy: “what are you talking about? watch this!” \*jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground, and a coconut falls and hits him in the head\*
\>DK: “…ouch.”
\>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
\>funky (played by the rock): “if you’re gonna take on the kremlings, you’re gonna need some serious firepower.”
\>DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun
\>a couple of peanuts break open on a target
\>diddy: “why do i get the peanut gun?! what, am i gonna feed em to death?”
\>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
\>diddy: “i’ll starve without these bananas! what am i gonna eat? ants on a stick?!”
\>DK: “well, you know, you are getting to be a-.”
\>diddy: “don’t you SAY IT!”
\>DK: “…chunky monke-
\>diddy screams and leaps on DK
\>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
\>DK and diddy speed down a minecart
\>diddy: “do you know how to drive this thing?!
\>DK: “you can drive this thing?!”
\>AAAAAAAAAA
\>THIS SUMMER
\>\*exciting action montage\*
\>COME VISIT
\>suddenly diddy gets hit in the crotch
\>”right in the little banana…”
\>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY