Overly Sexual Game Show

I’m not sure where it started but I’ve had this intrusive thought for a long time. It involves a new type of game show revolving around masturbation. It’s structured similarly to Price is Right, but all the mini games are sexual in nature. For example, the first set of contestants, instead of bidding on an item, there would be various mini games to win that item; like the first one to blow their load on said item wins it, or farthest shot wins it, etc.

There would be other games in which the host’s lady helpers would engage in some of the mini games, most specifically assisting and stimulating the contestants in endurance style games, last to shoot wins.

I also considered since the sex industry is a multi billion dollar industry; many sex related sponsors would contribute to the prizes on said game show. Ex. “And beyond Door #2, a new van sponsored by Bang Bus!” Or “We’re sorry you couldn’t last longer than 2 minutes. Your participation prize is a month’s supply of Curly’s BBQ Ribs, sponsored by Trojan Condoms : Ribbed for her pleasure!”

Lastly, since the structure of the game show is like Price is Right, I imagine the announcer introducing the show as “Alright everybody, it’s time for you to BEAT….. YOUR…… MEAT!!!!” *cue Price is Right type music*

I’m so sorry.