I sexually Identify as an Rhodesian Light Infantry. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of patrolling the bushes,Shooting from my long FN Fal at disgusting communists. People say to me that a person being a Rhodesian Light Infantry is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a orders from military surplus on Rhodesian Army surplus and FN Fal. From now on I want you guys to call me Joey and respect my right to kill in the bushes and kill communists. If you can’t accept me you’re a rhodesiaphobe and need to check your Independence privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.