This is absolutely not true. I refuse to believe it. I’ve never shit in the shower. I’ve never known anybody that’s shit in the shower. Sure maybe you can say “How would you know” but I’d like to think if someone was a shower shitter.. they couldnt help but drop hints. “Hey… shitting in the shower is so weird. You’ve never done it right?” I mean if I shit in the shower, I would have asked my best friends if it was normal at some point. While we were drinking or something. I’ve also never seen a single sign of shower shit in any house I’ve ever been at. Not one single sign. “Gee, that’s a weird stain on the bottom of their shower.” I would put a paycheck on every single person I know not pooping in the shower. It’s so abnormal, so disgusting. The people I know have never done that. Absolutely refuse to believe anybody would be hiding such a dark secret. You would have to stomp it into the drain for fucks sake. Nobody I regularly interact with does that. They just don’t.

This is anti American propaganda. Maybe there was a poll on if people “went to the bathroom” while in the shower, and people answered yes because they’ve urinated in the shower. But shitting in the shower is just so… not an ideal situation that people arent doing it. They’re not. Youd have to stomp it down, you’d have to clean it up. Unless you have amazing water pressure, the shower head isnt gonna blast away the shit on the bottom of your shower. It would need to be actively cleaned. And why would anybody go through that just to avoid shitting into a toilet that’s 3 feet away from the shower.

Its absolutely absurd to claim a “high percentage” of Americans do it. It’s more of a gross kink than something that people would do out of convenience, because its not convenient at all to shit in the shower. And if people had that gross of a fetish, they’d also be doing other weird shit, like wearing other peoples skin. And I dont see anybody wearing someone else’s skin, so that also means they’re not shitting in showers.

Anti American propaganda. We are not a nation of shower shitters. Never have been, never will be. We built fucking outhouses far away from the house before indoor plumbing was common. But yet now that toilets are as common as sliced bread, we just all of a sudden started eyeing up the shower to take on a full on plop of a shit. That makes no sense. It’s not realistic. Ok ok… so if this was such a normal thing that a “high percentage” of Americans is doing it, then presumably they would have to think it’s normal. Then why do I not see people dropping wet stinky shower plops at the gym? That’s right. Because its not happening, and it’s certainly not happening at a “high percentage”. If I had to guess a number, I’d say that the average American sees .3 shower shits in their life, with a majority of those cases coming from people that are sick, people that are infants or people that have dementia. It is most certainly not some epidemic like you claim