So I👀 was chilling❄ outside today minding my own business🏢 and this one girl who’s always a bitch🐕 to me, she’s annoying af, was outside too. She was holding a football🏈 and she called me over, so I walked🏃 over and she placed the ball🏉 down and was like i’ll hold the ball and u kick it. This bitch thinks im dumb😣 af, she’s always tryna play tricks🃏 on me, so I was like nah son👪 not today so I told her “Bitch you trippin🗿, tryna play games on me you got me fucked up⬆” and she told me “Nah b, I wouldn’t play tricks🎲 on you today, todays tradition🎄 to kick a ball.⚾ Plus i’ll suck ya dick🍆💦, deadass💀🍑” So i was like o shit💩 in that case💼 Im sending this motherfucker👴 to the moon🌚 . So I back🔙 up🔝 and start revving up, and just as I was about to Messi⚽ the fuck outta the ball this bitch🐶 moves the ball away and sends my baldass👽 flying 20ft in the air!💨 I was like yo wtf just happened!💢 This hoe then comes over and was like “isn’t it peculiar how old traditions fade away” I about almost smacked👊 this bitch upside her head. fml😣😤