Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

Contestant: “The penis”

SH: “A WUH… HUH??”

*audience erupts into laughter*

*Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself*

*laughter gets even louder*

SH: O lordy…

*one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard*

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

*the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls*

*the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself*

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…

*the board shows 100 for “penis”*

*Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end*