I don’t know about you, but I haven’t been able to sleep most nights since the election. I usually wake up gasping for air, covered in piss, and sobbing. Its been too many nights that trump has mind raped me in my nightmares, I swear I can still smell the cheeto dust that covers his disgusting little fingers. My nonbinary kin has asked me countless times, “dahdee, is the bad orange man going to get us?” “I’m not sure honey, well just have to see.” I mean, what kind of world do we live in where a 5 year old has to ask that?

Well I’m tired of waiting. I’m tired of seeing what will happen. It is clear that trump has completely taken control of not only the government, but also the average stupid American. THIS STOPS NOW! This man is Hitler in every sense of the word. FUCKING HITLER!!! His followers are all confirmed KKK radicals. I will not stand by while his fascism leads us down the path into literal Nazi fucking Germany. This is why I propose my final solution to save America from the cheeto man’s Nazi army of incest.

First off, us revolution fighters have to be able to identify ourselves so we unite. I propose that we take the Indian symbol of prosperity ( http://imgur.com/8Q0cYRX ) and wrap it around our arms. This symbol will be the face of our revolution. We will prosper!

Second, we must take the fight to the Nazi’s! We will go door to door and take them from their homes! We will round them up, put them into camps, and exterminate the plague that destroys the true Americana fundementals! It’s important to remember that 85% of white men are confirmed nazi’s, so to be safe we will be imprisoning every disgusting white man that we find. Asian men too because their GDP is pretty high.

After eradicating the infectious disease of white privledge, we will storm the white house and eliminate cheeto man himself. This is the only way to save America. This is the only way to get rid of the nazis and their radical, brutal idealogies.

I call on you fellow warriors. I call on you to save America. We will be meeting at the local Starbucks, be there or be Nazi’d.