Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”
Contestant: “The penis”
SH: “A WUH… HUH??”
*audience erupts into laughter*
*Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself*
*laughter gets even louder*
SH: O lordy…
*one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard*
SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP
*the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls*
*the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself*
SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…
*the board shows 100 for “penis”*
*Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end*