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<h1>Sneezeline Outage Checker Bot</h1>
<h2>Because a web page with a map counts as "valid notification"...</h2>
<h3>And a "valid notification" counts as a "planned service outage" and is not eligible for refund...</h3>
<p>This bot coalesces live uptime data and outage notifications from breezeline residential services to determine "fault" in an attempt to get refunds for outages that cost me real money. (&Delta; of notification and ping can be significant enough for a refund)</p>
<p>If you're reading this you have access to the backend of the breezeline uptime monitoring and incident triage management servers. (Or you have a very fancy web crawler)</p>
<code>blback@cbax.dev</code>
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